~b~Mel~w~~n~I wasn't sure I'd see you again.
~y~Huang~w~~n~And I hoped I would never see you. But I'm here because Chan's paying.
~b~Mel~w~~n~A true romantic.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Exactly. So, you won't need to call the cops this time.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Well, try protecting me this time. I mean, seriously. You're lucky I didn't blog about it.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Anyway, I need to get some footage of a drug factory.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Chan won't let me see any of his, but he's told me about a spot run by some Yardies.
~y~Huang~w~~n~He won't let you see any of his factories because the moron doesn't have any.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Maybe I could do a full media presentation mid way through, pointing out the profitable operating principles of the place...
~y~Huang~w~~n~...cash flow, business risks and so on, all the time dodging bullets, using a laser pointer to distract crazed Yardies.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Actually, I think his plan was for you to tear the place apart while I filmed it.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Subtle as ever. Come on then.
~b~Mel~w~~n~This is the place!
~b~Mel~w~~n~Come on! I'm already rolling!
~y~Huang~w~~n~Do we have to do this? It's gonna get really messy.
~b~Mel~w~~n~It's for my story!
~y~Huang~w~~n~There is no story, if we don't go in there, you stupid media whore.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Drugs kill, Huang!
~y~Huang~w~~n~So do gun fights, genius.
~b~Mel~w~~n~You're ridiculous. You know that. Ridiculous. I really don't see why you're being so pathetic. Here, if you're too chicken, I'll knock myself.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Oh, fuck! Grenades!
~b~Mel~w~~n~Oh, shit.
~b~Mel~w~~n~This is awful! They weren't gangsters. They were probably forced to work here...slave laborers. Illegal immigrants. How can you live with yourself?
~y~Huang~w~~n~I already hated myself quite happily. This won't make a difference. You got your footage didn't you?
~b~Mel~w~~n~I'm just doing my job! Why have you got so much hostility towards me?
~y~Huang~w~~n~Now move out of the way. I'm going to open the safe.
~b~Mel~w~~n~...Hey, I recognize that dead girl. It's Natalie Vanet, Channel 15's ace investigative reporter.
~b~Mel~w~~n~She must have been doing an undercover piece on this place...
~b~Mel~w~~n~Oh, my God! You know what this means?
~y~Huang~w~~n~You filmed yourself aiding and abetting a known killer at work?
~b~Mel~w~~n~...There's gonna be an opening at Channel 15! This is fantastic! I love that show. It's even more sensationalist than Weazel.
~y~Huang~w~~n~...You're a real classy girl.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Let's get out of here.
~y~Huang~w~~n~And that's because he doesn't really have anything, apart from relatives.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Now, I love nepotism as much as the next talentless son, but he makes all of us look ridiculous.
~y~Huang~w~~n~And meanwhile, the idiot wants me to walk you through an enemy factory.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Because you epitomize everything that's wrong with the media. Pretty, dumb and entirely fake.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Well, at least you think I'm pretty.
